If Your Friends Wear Hats, You Will Too

Caps at Hartford York Hats - Men's Borsalino Leather Ivy Cap - The ZorziDepression-era newspaper man and writer, Stanley Walker, once advised:

Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened.

Seems modern-day scientists have just caught up to his words of wisdom – a recent spate of headlines proclaim that your fat friends can make you obese, and thin ones can slim you down. It’s important to note that “the study authors said they were not suggesting people should ditch their overweight friends, though people might want to consider expanding their social network to include more people with a healthy weight.”

How does this tie in with hats? (Thanks for asking.)

Drop all your hat-less friends like the hot potatoes they really are, and come hang out with me!

No, seriously. Why not try an experiment? Start wearing lots of different hats, and see how long it takes for all your friends to take an interest in wearing hats too. Yes, you can change the world.

Thanks for reading,
Steve Singer
Global Domination Planner
and CEO Hartford York

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Published in: on August 20, 2007 at 4:14 am  Comments (1)  

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