Stupid Hat Laws

Summer Sun Hats from Hartford York Hats - Women's Scala Paper Braid Sunhat - The LaurenI love reading stupid laws, and when they involve hats – well, you can guess how hard I giggle.

Allow me to share:

An ordinance in Lawrence, Kansas, forbids anyone to carry bees in his hat while on the city streets.

Now this is a GOOD LAW if there is an enormous bee-keeping industry in the area, and the bee-keepers tend to walk around town swapping bees (which they transport–for reasons only know to them–in their bee-keeping hats)AND if these bees just happen to be killer-bees.

As an aside, I heard about Lawrence, Kansas before. A man who lived there introduced himself to me as “Lawrence Lawrence of Lawrence Kansas”. (true story)

Here’s another:

In Owensboro, Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to buy a new hat without her husband trying it on first.

Men, let me tell you. There’s no shame in wearing your wife’s hat. And feel free to carry her purse. It’s when you get to the pantyhose that my eyebrows leap off the page.

Thanks for reading,
Steve Singer, Da Man
and CEO Hartford York

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Published in: on July 27, 2007 at 4:25 pm  Comments (1)  

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  1. Hey what is wrong with wearing Panythose thay are the best thing out there in the world if more men would give them a try we would all wear them both men and women.
    Pantyhose Lover

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