Fashion Trends: Nude Work-Outs and Pork Pie Hats

Straw Hats from Hartford York Hats - Men's Borsalino Straw Porkpie Hat - The Baku PorkpieTrend Hunter Magazine had two snippets that caught my eye (and imagination, if truth be known).

In the first article, Nude Exercise – Gym Lets Patrons Bare All, it seems that you need only move to The Netherlands to join a gym where “it’s crack central all in your face and forever burned into your retinas”. I actually don’t need to go now; that sentence has done me in forever.

The second article is good news for those of us who love boater hats. Pork Pie Hats Appear at Mens Fashion Week says that “mini boaters and pork-pie-style hats worn high on the head are one of the more quirky looks being touted . . . for this spring summer.” Worth Global Style Network reports that “classic straw boaters as well as patterned versions were spotted on the catwalk at J. Lindeberg and Richard Nicoll for spring/summer 2007.”

Those of you who know me well will understand my concern that the naked, yet obviously toned and appearance-conscious, gentlemen in the gym might start exercising in their porkpies when they hear this, and to what end that might lead, I know not.

Thanks for reading,
Steve Singer, Fully Clothed
CEO Hartford York

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Published in: on March 8, 2007 at 12:51 am  Leave a Comment  

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