Will the One Man Good at Christmas Shopping Please Stand Up?

Hartford York Hats - Men's Wigens Shearling Ivy Cap - The GustavAccording to Jasper Gerard of the UK’s Telegraph, there is no hope that any man, anywhere, will ever be any good at Christmas shopping. He holds up some pretty good examples of just how truly bad some guys are:

A psychologist from Berkeley…knew that his girlfriend adored scented candles – so he bought a fire extinguisher.

Mr. Gerard finds the bad-shopper generalization to be true (for himself at least) – and somewhat depressing. He says “what really saps male morale is that, despite so little being expected of us, we still fail.”

Take heart, sir. You just need to tap into your feminine side, and you’ll be a shopper extraordinaire in no time. Get a facial and manicure to jump start the process (if you think you might be subconciously blocking, a bikini wax usually takes care of that), and pretty soon you’ll be buying like that inner girl you really are.

Thanks for reading,
Steve Singer
Sublime Shopper and
Sensitive CEO
of Hartford York

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