Health Alert – How Many Times Have YOU Done THIS?

Hartford York Hats - Men's Greeley Beaver Blend Western Dress Hat - The AficionadoLike I don’t have enough on my mind (porkpies or newsboys, porkpies or newsboys), here’s something truly worrisome from those-in-the-know at

The average new swimsuit has been tried on by five people.


Even if it’s not true, and the real average is half that, doesn’t the picture it creates in your mind make you shudder?

That’s why I like hats. (Especially from online retailers like . . . oh I don’t know . . . maybe Hartford York?!)

Seriously. Not only do North Americans have serious personal space issues – come at someone too quickly for a European-inspired three-kiss greeting, and you’re liable to get shot, dropped or otherwise politely rebuffed – we’re also soaped and shaved and sprayed and scrubbed and shiny clean. The very idea that someone slightly less. . . fastidious . . . might come into contact with our private personages. . .

Well, that does it. I’m swimming in the buff from now on. With my hat on, of course.

Put THAT picture in your mind and smoke it!

Thanks for reading,
Steve Singer
CEO Hartford York

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Published in: on November 16, 2006 at 12:50 pm  Leave a Comment  

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