Killer Hats

Hartford York Hats and Accessories for Men and Women - Men's Jonathan Richard Wool Ivy Cap - The CountyOn the cusp of another weekend, it might be important for some of you in the State of New Jersey to know that it is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder.

Hats, it seems, are okay.

This law raises several questions: the first and foremost being, are we ruled by complete imbeciles? Everybody knows hats are much more useful and way better looking accessories than bulletproof vests anytime, anywhere: we don’t need a law to tell us that!

I mean, tell the truth. Who would you rather hang out with – a guy in a class hat or some hatless dude who walks around in a bulletproof vest?

And anyway why just New Jersey? What about Idaho? Or Nebraska? Makes you kind of wonder what they’re wearing in Nevada….

Thanks for reading,
Steve (the vestless) Singer
CEO Hartford York

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