Wear a Hat — it’s Cheaper than Plastic Surgery

Straight from New York, a special to NYNewsday:

Haute hat designer Eugenia Kim, whose eponymous Manhattan atelier provides of-the-moment headwear to the likes of Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz and Jessica Simpson, [intones]: “Every single person can wear a hat.”

Such a hat advocate is Kim that she thinks you can, at least temporarily, skip dieting and perhaps plastic surgery by plunking one on your head.

“They’re great especially right now when you just ate a lot over the holidays. It’s not like your head got any bigger, though your butt might have, and wearing a hat distracts and balances.”
Milano Pure Beaver Dress Western Hat - The Casablanca Pure Beaver

Kim claims that cowboy hats, “give you a face-lift. If your face is droopy or fat it raises you and makes you look five pounds skinnier.” As for color, she says, think pink. “A pink hat with a little brim adds blush to your face. You don’t need makeup.”

Note to self: never walk next to this woman. Droopy face, fat butt – *harumph*

Thanks for reading,
Steve Singer
CEO Hartford York

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Published in: on January 15, 2006 at 9:47 pm  Leave a Comment  

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