From TexasBobCom, remember:
Never hire a man who wears a straw hat and rolls his own cigarettes. He’ll either be rolling a cigarette or chasing his hat.
Good advice. Maybe you’d be better off wearing the Indy Downpour, made of rugged oiled cloth.
And whatever you do, don’t get any tabaccy stuck between yer teeth, eh?
Thanks for reading and I’ll see you in 2006,
CEO Hartford York